Postcards from Yo Momma
My personal favorite? This one:
Me: Mom you’re number two for the week on post cards from yo momma!
Mom: What’s that?
Me: It’s a website that has funny things mothers send their kids. Yours was a text message!
Mom: I SWEAR THIS WORLD! NOW PEOPLE CAN JUST READ MY TEXT MESSAGES AND POST THEM ON SOME WEBSITE!!! HOW DID THEY READ MY TEXTS?!? HOW DID YOU FIND IT? I’M CALLING OBAMA ABOUT THIS!
Me: …uh I submited the text message…
Mom: oh…I’m number two!? Which message was it? That’s exciting. I’ll have to tell your dad when he gets home! It’s like I’m famous!
"I'M CALLING OBAMA ABOUT THIS!" is now going to be my new phrase when responding to outrageousness. It used to be "I'm shaking my fist at you" but this is so. much. better.
steamed artichokes
17 hours ago
2 comments:
Hilarious!
By the way, left you a blogger award!
http://rachelnsimpson.blogspot.com/2009/06/award-how-charming.html
My mom sent me pencils and stationary to Summer Camp when I was younger.
I really would have preferred candy and an escape plan.
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