The tale of the bald frog:

Once upon a time, there was a frog. Like all frogs, he was bald. Unlike all frogs, he was rather aware of his baldness.

Thus, he set out to find a wig.

The first wig he tried was a tall blue wonder. "Nah," said the frog, "Too high and the blue clashes with my green-ness."

The second wig he tried was a hot pink bob. "Nah," he said, "A bob doesn't flatter my froggy face and pink just isn't my color."

The third wig he tried was a very tasteful blonde curly number that went to his shoulders. "Perfect-o!" said the frog, and then he hopped along his merry way, happy to be no longer bald.