If, then

If I want to eat beignets and oysters and muffalettas and po-boys and pralines* when we go to NOLA**, then I shouldn't eat daily bowls of ice cream***... topped with chocolate syrup****... and whipped cream*****.

Alas.

*This is an abbreviated list as the full and final list has yet to be completed.
** For the first time since the-storm-that-shall-not-be-named and the resulting great-escape-to-Texas.
*** Nom.
**** Yummmmmm...
***** ::dies::